Luckily he wasn't an octopus or centipede

Luckily he wasn't an octopus or centipedeFrom Reuters:

An Oregon man hurled both of his prosthetic legs at a state trooper, striking him with one, after his son was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving, police said on Monday.

"Passenger removed a prosthetic leg and threw it at trooper, hitting trooper in chest. Passenger removed second leg, threw it at trooper but missed," the report said.

I wonder whether the man's health insurance will pay for a new set of legs.