Try saying this with a straight face
From a little sign attached to my phone at the Marriott Kensington in London:
Marriott Hotels have undertaken a fundamental reassessment of telephone charges. In response to feedback from our guests, we have made our charging easy to understand and now charges [sic] on a per minute basis. Below are our rates to key destinations...
- UK Local 99 p/min
- UK National 99 p/min
- UK Mobile 299 p/min
- Europe (EEC) 299 p/min
- USA 299 p/min
That's right, folks. Just about $6 per minute at current exchange rates for a call to the US. Meanwhile, the market rate is about 1 p ($0.02) per minute, so Marriott is charging about 300 times the going rate!Even a jaded traveler like me is a little shocked.